But the nature here is absolutely stunning.
Near my accommodation, I was really struck by some graffiti. Both by what it showed and where it was placed.
You've probably heard of Ratko Mladić? He's serving a life sentence in The Hague for the genocide of Bosnians, and some Serbs consider him a national hero. It's him looking through binoculars toward the Bosnian side. And from what I could tell, he's clearly visible from the other bank.
Serbians always ask for your passport when you check into a hotel or any apartment. If you don't have it, they start to really worry and don't want to let you stay. I had to turn in my passport at the embassy, but I needed to spend the night somewhere other than home. I had my driver's license on me and a photo of my passport, so I figured we could work it out.
What made things complicated was the border with Bosnia right at the edge of the city. The city literally ended at the checkpoint. Everyone's paranoia level was cranked to maximum. They did let me check in, but I practically had to recite my entire family tree. And they told me my driver's license wasn't a valid document :)
The hotel owner strongly urged me not to wander around the city in the evening. According to him, there's a lot of police on the streets, and they're suspicious of outsiders. Without a passport, they could take you to the station for an identity check. If it comes out that they let someone without a passport stay, the hotel could face problems too. Then he went on at length about crowds of Arabs and Iranians trying to illegally cross into Bosnia and then into the EU. If the internet is to be believed, Serbian police really aren't very friendly toward illegal immigrants. There are even unpleasant
incidents (if you don't want to see someone getting beaten, don't click it).
On the Serbian-Bosnian border in the inconspicuous town of Mali Zvornik, at the behest of Yugoslav King Alexander I Karageorgevich, they built not just a bunker in the early 1930s, but an entire underground city called "
Stone Girl". There's even a church inside. In 1934, after the ruler was assassinated in Marseille, the project was frozen, but in those 3 years of construction they managed to accomplish quite a lot, and the results were already operational.
They built on a grand scale. It was designed to accommodate up to five thousand people: 20+ kilometers of tunnels, nearly a hundred different rooms. Right now only a small part is open to visitors, but they say they're planning to expand access.
As is typical for such facilities, all work was conducted in complete secrecy. Only five people had access to the full blueprints. Prisoners were brought in for the physical labor (just like when building
Tito's bunker). The documents remain classified to this day, and the true purpose of the shelter is unknown to the public.
At the beginning of World War II, the last king of Yugoslavia slept here the night before fleeing Serbia, and a week later the final session of the Yugoslav royal government was held here. After the war, Stone Girl was forgotten. Local residents hauled away pretty much everything they could carry: from electrical wiring to the impossibly heavy decorative royal fountain (believed to have been gilded).
Only recently have authorities started restoring the site and attracting tourists. There's plenty of work to be done—we were the only visitors.
PS. If you ever decide to go, the Google Maps marker is wrong. The entrance is
here.
I've been wanting to explore Belgrade's underground tunnels since last year. Finally made it happen.
Right beneath the city center, different structures appeared at different times: a Roman well, a gunpowder magazine, and a military bunker.
The so-called Roman well isn't actually Roman or a well. The Austrians dug it about 300 years ago, but it turned out there was no water. They initially wanted to connect it to the Danube, but ended up just filling it with water instead. Since then, the well has accumulated plenty of legends. There are rumors they even threw prisoners down there. But there are confirmed cases too: in 1954, one local guy actually threw his wife down there.
The gunpowder magazine was turned into a lapidarium—basically an exhibition of stone tombstones. Back in the early 2000s, they'd hold various rock concerts here. The acoustics are fantastic. Plus you've got this whole vibe with the tombstones, and apparently visitors would leave beer cans on them. It was basically perfect. But one evening a column collapsed in the hall, and they haven't held any events there since. Though there's still a similar venue operating in Novi Sad if you're interested.
Serbia never stops amazing me with its natural diversity. The southern part of the country is more mountainous. A national park with the rather unassuming name "Stara Planina" has been sitting in my bookmarks for ages. Finally made it here (:
Turns out the rest of the world calls these mountains the Balkans. And that's actually where the peninsula got its name from. According to one theory, the Bulgarians started using this name about 1500 years ago, borrowing the word "balkan" from the Turks. It literally means "mountain."
What looks like a river in the photos and videos is actually a lake. I didn't believe it either, even when I saw it myself. I only managed to convince myself by looking at a map.
Along the way, I stopped by Nishava Gorge. A railway line runs through the mountains there (and it's still operational!). And part of the hiking route (an officially marked trail with all the proper signs) goes right along it. Including through a pretty long tunnel. Not entirely sure how you're supposed to deal with trains passing through.
Next time you're drawing a border between countries along a river, make sure the riverbed isn't planning to shift. The Serbs and Croats didn't take this advice, and they're still arguing about who owns what land.
The roots of the problem go back to the 19th century. They recorded the current border in the land registry back then. And the Croats consider it the only correct one. The Serbs, on the other hand, say the border was drawn along the Danube at the time. So let's count it that way now too. But over 200 years, the riverbed has shifted noticeably, and Serbia now has 140 square kilometers more land.
In 2000, the countries created a special commission to settle the dispute. Over 10 years, it met all of 2 (two!) times and came to the conclusion that yes, they do have different understandings of the border. I'm not going to complain anymore about how long it takes to renew my residence permit.
In 2002, there was even a shooting incident when the mayor of the Croatian city of Vukovar and a group of activists decided to visit their lands by simply rowing a boat across the river. But the Serbian police detained everyone and then let them go.
And on a couple of islands between the countries, they even set up unrecognized micro-states — Liberland and Verdis. But it doesn't seem like you can just visit them. Plus, nobody actually lives there.
I was in the Serbian town of Valjevo the other day. My eye caught on some birch bark. I don't know about you, but this was the first time in my life I'd ever seen birch bark being sold like this on the street. Being sold at all, for that matter. I got really curious about what it's used for. It's not like you write on it.
I looked into it. Turns out that in western Serbia (and some parts of Bosnia) there's an old and good
pagan Orthodox tradition called lilanje.
In honor of
the Slavic god of fire SvarogSaint Peter, children burn birch bark on the night of July 11-12. The ancient Serbs believed that this ritual would scare off all demons and witches and protect people, animals, and crops.
In Loznica they hold a big annual festival. In fact, it's happening this evening. Unfortunately, I won't make it there this year. But I found a
YouTube video of what it looks like. Pretty interesting.
Sellers complain that they have fewer customers every year. And environmentalists
are concerned that stripping the bark doesn't help the trees. Wild cherry trees especially get hit the hardest.
I came back from Skopje to Belgrade, and the next morning I'm walking past the Belgrade University library when I suddenly see the word Skopje written on the ground beneath my feet. For a moment I thought I forgot to leave North Macedonia, but it all turned out fine 😅
With everything that's been happening over the past couple of days, I found myself reading about the Yugoslav Wars again. I came across this fascinating story from 1991.
Early autumn. Heavy fighting is raging over Vukovar in Croatia (about 150 kilometers from Belgrade). The city is putting up a heroic resistance, the Yugoslav army is suffering massive losses, and honestly has no idea what it's even fighting for. Serbian soldier Vladimir Živković found himself right in the thick of it, but he really didn't want to fight against the Croats. So this tank commander decided to make a stand: he got in his tank, drove all 150 kilometers to Belgrade without any resistance, and parked it right in front of the Parliament steps.
He was arrested, but the story quickly went public. The authorities didn't want to charge a soldier with desertion in front of the whole country, so instead they declared him mentally unfit and sent him for involuntary treatment. This decision infuriated his fellow soldiers so much that they seized a local radio station and broadcast a message saying "we are not traitors, but we don't want to be aggressors." It didn't free their comrade, but they definitely made their mark on history.
I've been wanting to get to the
Uvac River meanders for a whole year, but it just never worked out. Finally, I'm here.
You can drive to the viewpoint with the best views, but that's boring. So we decided to kayak instead. Just 8 kilometers on the water, a short climb, and stunning scenery.
The plan was solid, but there was a misunderstanding with the guys renting us kayaks: they initially said it was just 2 hours of paddling and then walking back. But it turned out they meant something completely different—we had to kayak back to the starting point too (because it's 35 kilometers on foot). Nobody was mentally prepared for another 8 km on the water, but we all made it.
Looking back, they communicated with me by email in English through a translator. But in person, we could only speak Serbian. And man, do they love taking photos with the Serbian flag—you can't stop them (:
The views are absolutely mesmerizing. On the way back, we got caught in some light rain, but the river water was noticeably warmer than the rain, so it was actually nice. Everything turned out great. Highly recommend!
Honestly, Serbia is probably the last place you'd expect to hear the call to prayer echoing through the streets and see women in headscarves everywhere.
But Novi Pazar shatters all those stereotypes. Most of the residents here are Bosnian Muslims. I mean, I saw fewer women wearing headscarves in Beirut than I do here.
And Ramadan? It's impossible to miss. At sunset, a loud cannon blast announces to everyone that it's time to break the fast for the day.
By that point, restaurants are packed with people ready to eat. For a restaurant, serving food to a completely full dining room all at once is quite the challenge. So they get creative with set menus—each customer picks a combo they like. Otherwise, there's no way to keep up. I even saw some places that shifted their schedule to evenings: they operate from 3 PM to 2 AM.
When I was heading up the stairs to my Airbnb, I noticed something interesting—there were shoes sitting right on the landings outside people's doors. And when my host showed me the apartment, he took off his shoes before crossing the threshold. I was curious, so I peeked into a couple of the neighboring entrances. Same thing there too!
Not everyone can travel freely and effortlessly. For some, religion literally gets in the way.
A colleague visited us for a few days who eats exclusively kosher food. That would be fine, but there isn't a single kosher restaurant in Belgrade. This happens pretty often in cities with small Jewish communities.
One of the largest Hasidic movements figured things out and started opening
Chabad houses in different countries starting in the early 1970s. Today there are roughly 17,000 of them worldwide by some estimates. They welcome not just members of their own movement, but basically any Jews and interested people.
Often it's just a rabbi's house from the local community, with a prayer room for religious celebrations and other events. They also prepare kosher food for visitors and anyone who wants it there. Not for free, of course.
I don't know how it works in other places, but in Belgrade you can't just show up from the street for dinner. You have to book in advance. We went there to eat — it felt like stepping into a parallel universe. But the food was pretty good, really tasty.
I went to see Serbia's eternal derby: Partizan vs. Red Star. It's quite a spectacle. I hope I managed to capture at least some of the atmosphere in the video.
It's not that they play good football here, but the fan sections are absolutely fired up!
Sometimes literally. The number of flares in the stadium is mind-blowing. Technically you're not allowed to bring them in—security checks everyone at the entrance, though not too thoroughly, and people sneak them in anyway. At times it felt like I was at a fireworks show rather than a match.
The local fans never stop singing or chanting something. The chants are often pretty offensive toward the opposing side. Though they didn't forget about the country's president either.
Each ticket is assigned a specific seat, but in reality no one follows these formalities. Everyone just shows up and stands in the first free spot they find. And they stand the whole match. You'd think they could skip bringing seats altogether.
Especially since a lot of seats got smashed up and sent toward the police on the field. Burning flares sometimes ended up there too. But thankfully no one got hurt and it felt safe.
I've been flying for a while now, but this is the first time I've been on a flight where they offer a business class upgrade through an auction (I googled it – turns out it's a pretty common thing).
Here's how it works: Air Serbia sends you a link where you decide how much you're willing to pay for the upgrade. Then you cross your fingers and hope there are fewer people willing to pay more than you than there are available seats.
The minimum upgrade fee for one leg isn't that different from the cost of economy round-trip: from 65k dinars (~$600) to 125k (~$1160). The return flight bids are 1.5 times higher.
Against all my expectations, it turns out that a direct flight from Belgrade to New York takes the same 10 hours it used to from Moscow. Well, alright then. Guess I'll be suffering in economy 😅
It seems like every Serb is at least 50% made up of Plazma cookies, and they eat them in pretty much any confusing situation. They're literally everywhere here.
This story started back in the 1960s in Italy, where they were making (and still are) the original — Plasmon. Then Heinz bought the manufacturer and immediately laid off a bunch of employees. One of the people who lost his job was Petar Tutovac. He went back to Yugoslavia and, with government support, started a confectionery factory. No point in letting all that experience go to waste, right?
It turned out the Italian recipe was too expensive to produce, so they swapped out a ton of ingredients for cheaper alternatives and named the product Plazma (so nobody would catch on). But the Yugoslavs loved the result so much that generations have been happily buying it ever since.
Pretty soon the Italians got wind of it, and the lawsuits started. It all ended with a ban on exporting Plasma from the country. But then in the 90s, they figured out that if you export it under a different name, the ban doesn't apply. So that's exactly what they did. Look for
Lane in your stores.
Or just come visit the Balkans — we've got cookies here :)
Every year, Serbians celebrate Slava—the feast day of their family's patron saint. On this day, everyone who works gets an official day off, as written in the labor code. It doesn't matter if you're a local or just someone who moved there, or what you actually practice religion-wise: you get the day off, so you
can should use it.
The thing is, there's no single day when the whole country celebrates, because there are
many patron saints. Each family has their own: men inherit theirs, and women usually celebrate their father's saint first, then their husband's (though sometimes after marriage they celebrate both twice a year).
This tradition isn't unique to Serbia—you'll find it in neighboring Balkan countries too. Though Serbians often see Slava as a kind of marker of their national identity. But honestly, it's more complicated than that.
PS. For 2023, I counted about 10
public holidays total, plus you get 20 vacation days (though I know people whose employers give them 25). Guess I should read through the Serbian labor code again—maybe there are some other perks hiding in there :()
Serbian Christmas is a very family-oriented holiday. So on the 7th, almost nothing is open except for a few cafes. And places start closing from the evening of the 6th. This year the 8th fell on a Sunday, so some establishments decided not to open on that day either.
Usually everything is celebrated at home, and fish dishes are often prepared because it's customary to fast during these days, but I'm not a big expert on festive menus.
As for celebrations in the streets, besides burning the Yule log and amateur fireworks, there wasn't really much ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
Although the country isn't very large, the nuances of traditions often vary depending on the region, and some are practiced only in certain parts of the country.
For example, in the east until the early 20th century, people tried to appease Herman (a mythical creature that influences rain, floods, and other weather important for agriculture).
The head of the household would take brandy, wine, some bread, and a candle from home, walk around his lands, and shout: "Herman, wherever you are, come now so we don't meet in summer". He'd drink the alcohol and return home, where he'd tell everyone that he met with the spirit, they drank together, worked everything out, and parted ways peacefully.
There are plenty of such examples to fill an entire book (:
In the city, people honestly burn oak wood near temples toward evening. If someone didn't manage to stock up on badnjak during the day, they can grab some right there on the spot.
In villages, though, people usually burn logs right at home. They stick one end into the fire and gradually push it deeper into the stove as the wood burns down.
This ritual kind of symbolizes saying goodbye to the old year.