Ура, (почти) новый год! (ёлочка)

В этом году ездил я не особо много (да что уж там, за последние 10 лет никогда столько времени не проводил дома). Потому и тут было довольно тихо. Надеюсь исправиться в следующем году :)
Зато у меня было время слегка подучить испанский и с переменным успехом повспоминать почти забытый немецкий. В процессе открыл для себя интересные околоновогодние традиции у немцев и испанцев:

— Same procedure as every year. В 1963 немцы сняли совершенно гениальный скетч "Ужин на одного". И каждый год 31 декабря стали вещать его по телевидению. На немецком только небольшое вступление, всё остальное — на очень простом английском. Хотя, казалось бы, немцы делали для немцев, причём тут английский? Что ещё интереснее: в англоязычном мире видео не сильно известно.
(спойлеров нет) Во вступлении рассказывается, что мисс Софи отмечает 90й день рождения и, как всегда, приглашает на праздник четырех своих друзей. Единственная сложность — мисс уже немолодая, и все друзья умерли 25 лет назад. Звучит печально, но дальше на экране происходит абсолютная магия. Сложно придумать нечто более подходящее к Новому Году. Фишку просекли не только в немецкоговорящих странах, но и всякие скандинавы и прочие фины. Так что последние 20-30 лет скетч транслируют и у них. Говорят, что в 2018 даже британцы решили поучаствовать, но не знаю что из этого вышло.
# Полная версия со вступлением без субтитров идёт всего 18 минут. Рекомендую смотреть эту версию.
# Есть слегка ускоренная версия без вступления с русскими субтитрами, урезанная до 10 минут. Тут варварски вырезаны всякие мелкие нюансы без которых куда-то пропал весь шарм.

— Испанцы каждый год играют в рождественскую лотерею. Впервые её провели ещё в 1812 году (я не опечатался, больше 200 лет назад), и с тех пор same procedure as every year. Лотерею не прерывали даже во время Мировых войн, гражданской войны в Испании и режима Франко.
В 2019 призовой фонд был больше 2 миллиардов евро. Как в любой лотерее разыгрываемая сумма формируется из денег с продажи билетов. По двухсотлетним правилам сюда уходит 70% собранных денег. Остальные 30% — на организацию (только у меня ощущение, что в современном автоматизированном мире организация стоит дешевле? :) ). Цена билета — €20. 1700 билетов могли сорвать куш в €400 тысяч каждый! Такой приз называется el Gordo. Помимо главного выигрыша есть куча призов поменьше (вплоть до стоимости лотерейного билета).
Участвует буквально вся страна: при населении в 47.5 миллионов печатают больше 160 миллионов билетов. А ещё каждый год выпускают милые трогательные рекламные ролики. В них всё понятно даже без перевода: 2021, 2020, 2015. Если хочется больше — ищите в ютубе "anuncio de la Lotería de Navidad".
Католическое рождество наступает до нового года, но и после него нет времени расслабляться: уже 6 января разыгрывается Sorteo del Niño, вторая по масштабу лотерея. Но раз событие по масштабу второе, то и максимальный приз в 2 раза меньше (на самом деле просто совпало :) ). Зато теперь вы знаете, куда надо ехать на новогодние праздники :)


С новым годом! 🎄🦘

So while I was flying, something went wrong with the drone: suddenly it stopped responding to altitude commands and shot straight up at full speed. All I could do was watch the altitude climbing by hundreds of meters on my phone screen. Even hitting 500 meters didn't stop it, even though the settings say it shouldn't go higher than that.
At 1000 meters, the app cheerfully informed me the signal was about to cut out and I should head back. Yeah, right—like I had any control over it.)
I'd already made peace with it, figured the drone was headed to space. But a hundred meters later, the thing came to its senses (probably the battery running low was the trigger), switched to emergency landing mode, and dove down just as aggressively. Once we got to about 30 meters above the ground, everything went back to normal like nothing had happened.
Support told me to calibrate before every flight, and to take it in for warranty if it happens again.

At least I got to see the sun for once. We've had nothing but clouds for days.

We got dumped with snow. Flew over the neighboring forest — it's beautiful all around (watch with sound :) ).

People in the Caucasus region are really (REALLY) dedicated to their homes. Even with modest salaries—averaging around 15-25 thousand rubles a month—they somehow manage to decorate their interiors surprisingly well. Funny enough, in cities where salaries are higher, everything often looks more modest.

On the way to Beslan, I saw this guy, around 55-60 years old, walking along the highway into the city. I offered him a ride, and we got to talking. Next thing I know, he's inviting me over for tea. So I went in (curious, you know?). And man, was I impressed )

Here's the thing though—the guy doesn't even own a car. Every single day he walks from Beslan to the airport and back for work (about 1.5 hours each way). And honestly, his house looks pretty ordinary compared to his neighbors' places. A lot of them actually look way fancier.

Of course, they do all the renovations themselves. They can't afford to hire workers anymore.

Starting the car isn't straightforward either. Both key and button. Anti-theft system (:

The Argun Mosque is incredibly beautiful. Even the Grozny mosque doesn't make as strong an impression as this one. Especially if you've already been to the Blue Mosque in Istanbul.

But it's unclear how much a mosque for 15,000 people is really needed in a city with a population of 40,000. It seems to me they could have done a more modest project.

PS. They say Shali is also very beautiful, but I won't make it there.

Whether in Chechnya or Ingushetia, the café and restaurant format is quite different from the typical open dining hall with separate tables. At every place I visited, guests are given their own private area: either tables separated by walls or screens, or completely separate rooms like in the photo. Either way, you can't see or really hear other guests. Paradise for introverts (:

Though I'm sure there are classic formats there too, I just didn't end up in one of those places.

I'll try to share what I've learned about Chechens over these past couple of days. To be honest, I didn't get to spend much time with them, and overall these guys seemed more closed off than the Ingush or Ossetians.

1. Young couples don't go on dates alone. Not at all. Not until the wedding. At minimum, at least one more person comes from the girl's side. But often someone from the guy's side is there too. Someone needs to verify that the young couple behaved properly. So if you see a Chechen couple on the street, it's probably husband and wife. Or relatives.

2. For bride kidnapping, Chechen authorities imposed a fine of 1 million rubles payable to the girl's parents. Although under the Russian Criminal Code, kidnapping a person carries up to 5 years in prison.

3. The Islamic bride price (kalym) is paid, and they've even officially set it at around 40 thousand rubles (can be more, but optional). At the same time, there's a reverse tradition that the bride should come with a dowry. It usually ends up being significantly more than 40 thousand. Otherwise, the husband's family will remind the bride for years that she came with empty hands. Because of this, a wedding can be scheduled a year or even longer after engagement, so the girl's family has time to gather goods. Sometimes an impatient groom could speed things up with a kidnapping. In that case, a dowry isn't needed. I was told that kidnappings don't happen at all these days, but I'm not entirely convinced.

4. Many girls on Grozny's streets wear head coverings. But some go without any headwear at all. A girl's own desire to stop wearing a headscarf isn't enough—she also needs permission from the head of the family.

5. You mainly hear Chechen spoken in Grozny. Before the war it wasn't like that. During the fighting, most of the city's population (especially educated people) left the republic and never came back. When the city was rebuilt, guys from Chechen villages and mountain settlements actively resettled there. They're more comfortable speaking Chechen.

6. The number of working women has noticeably increased. Especially among the young. Older generations clearly aren't happy about it, saying it's not customary. And there are peculiarities: for example, during Ramadan women might be let off work a couple hours early so they have time to prepare food for sunset for their families.

7. It seems local guys don't feel much like part of the country. I've been told phrases like "in your Russia" more than once.

PS. I hope I won't have to apologize for this post.

A cow (or an entire herd) is the last thing you'd expect to see on a federal highway. But here it's a common occurrence :)

By the way, all three republics (Ossetia, Ingushetia, Chechnya) surprisingly have really good roads. There are exceptions, but they're either way up in the mountains or they've already brought in equipment to fix them.

Driving culture in Ossetia is excellent. In Ingushetia it's a bit worse, but totally acceptable. But driving in Chechnya isn't too comfortable. Well, to be more precise, on the highways it's still somewhat okay, but in the city it's pretty sketchy. U-turns across double solid lines, double overtaking (when someone overtakes someone who's already overtaking) are completely normal occurrences. Before a red light, many drivers for some reason accelerate almost to 100 km/h just to slam on the brakes right after. If you don't move the moment the light turns green, cheerful honks from other drivers will let you know it's time, buddy.

I made it to Grozny. There are actually two Groznys: one during the day and one at night. The lighting really transforms the city, and honestly, I liked it much better with the lights on than in daylight.

Overall impression — it feels like I've stepped into a different country. Everything is so different.

One last thing about Magas. They built a hundred-meter tower here that belongs to all Ingush people at once, not to a specific teip like all the others. Such a beautiful unifying gesture.

Construction had to be completed within a year, according to the rules. If a teip decided to build but didn't make it, the tower would be abandoned and the clan was considered weak, unable to keep their word. That's why such cases were rare. But now imagine the responsibility for a tower for an entire people :)

There's a legend that a guy from a clan that didn't finish in time really wanted to marry a girl from a teip that was just about to build a tower. And it was clear they would refuse. So he took a job as an apprentice to the master builder with just one condition: instead of payment, he'd be allowed to install the final spire on the roof. When the moment came to put it up and the guy had already climbed onto the roof, he declared: either agreement to the wedding, or he'd just throw the spire down. There was no way out—they had to agree.

Magas impressed me with its enclosed bus stop featuring working air conditioning, a digital library, and a clean mat on the bench. And the poster at the city entrance calling on people to surrender illegally stored weapons in exchange for immunity from prosecution is quite a colorful sight. But there's honestly not much to do here: the city is small (~20,000 people) and young (~20 years old). There's nothing historical.

Now, the name itself hints at a competition among Caucasian peoples over their connection to the ancient Alans. While the Ossetians, without much modesty, simply added "Alania" to the name of their republic, the Ingush, quick on their feet, named their new capital after the main city of ancient Alania.

And here are some photos from mountainous Ingushetia.

A small compilation based on stories I've heard from Ingush people:

1. It's not customary here for a man to communicate directly with his father-in-law and mother-in-law. He definitely helps them, but only through his wife.

2. Polygamy is rare, but it happens. And everyone's fine with it.

3. Three kids in a family is considered small. Five or six is just right. But there are plenty of families with even more. It's no wonder this is the second-fastest growing republic in Russia.

4. Everyone knows their family history going back 10+ generations. And they maintain connections with members of their clan. And absolutely no marriages within the teip. Even though the largest teips can have over 20,000 people (!). Even if a guy and girl are related in the tenth generation back. Mixed marriages with other nationalities are very much frowned upon (though there are more exceptions nowadays).

5. Ancestral towers still hold huge significance. The teip tries to restore them whenever possible. But restoration is an extremely expensive and labor-intensive process. Because most of these complexes are of federal importance, and the government requires tons of project documentation and detailed work plans. Bureaucracy makes up more than half the restoration costs.

6. The Ingush are deeply religious and view Islam as a blessing that saved them from blood feuds and other savagery of traditional beliefs.

7. People are concerned about Ingush territories that ended up in neighboring republics. And they clearly don't like their neighbors for that.

City folks might be less conservative, but in rural areas, that's how it is.